May 2013
17 posts
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
theonetruething:
I think I hate Jane’s beards more than Maura’s simply because Jane hates on Maura’s beards enough for everyone.
you can’t have the word procrastinate without OTP
– words of wisdom by vana (via louisdreyfus)
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thewrittenescape:
“I remember that I stood on the library steps holding my books and looking for a minute at the soft hinted green in the branches against the sky and wishing, as I always did, that I could walk home across the sky instead of through the village.”
― Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle
April 2013
6 posts
iamgeorgeblagden:
how do you stop thinking in musical theatre lyrics
‘Kindness’ covers all of my political beliefs. No need to spell them out. I...
– Roger Ebert, Life Itself: A Memoir (via light-cream-cheese)
GUYS
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believeinprongs:
Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to...
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March 2013
77 posts
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writer-of-wrongs:
Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously,...
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jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn:
amenpenis:
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
#repent for your sexting
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When the cast has read The Miller's Daugther's...
marynesq:
(based on this post, ALL THE CREDIT TO love-order-chaos-repeat FOR THE IDEA AND TEXTS !)
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Pink : Ginny
Grey : Josh
Green : Jen
Purple : Colin
Red : Barbara
Blue : Robert
Mazarine : Lana
Orange : Eddy
Black : Adam
Oh and