an exercise in escapism

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Season Two needs to be all about Regina’s redemption and hot, hot Swan Queen sex. Regina could be redeemed by:

  • little fucker’s Henry understanding that she does love him. Then they can have a touching reunion scene with a lot of hugging and tears and Lana Parrilla’s flawless face. Emma can watch on with a small smile, silently encouraging both; ‘divorced lesbian mommies’ will become a common tattoo theme.
  • Snow. Snow Snow Snow needs to properly atone for ruining Regina’s love, understand that she was instrumental in making an Evil Queen out of a regular, albeit irregularly gorgeous woman, have a long hearty chat with Regina that will include a lot of tears and hugging, then they need to forgive each other and be snarky BFFs.
  • Emma. This lady can either just admit that she likes it rough and get on with it, or be compassionate and wise beyond her years and experience and see Regina for who she is (awesome flawlessly flawed beyond hot owner of evil boobs of evil a complex human being whose evilness was shaped by years of abuse, rejection and unhappiness) and aid her in her journey to repair the relationship with Snow and Henry. Then they can have lots of gay sex.

Charming can stay for the eye candy, and Rumpelstiltskin can stay for snark purposes, and Belle for her accent. Other than that Season Two should basically be about Regina and hot, hot Swan Queen sex. And hugging, okay? I like hugging.

    • #it's not like it's way past my bedtime or anything
    • #can we please have snow x regina scenes
    • #their relationship is very dear to me
    • #because of mommy issues of course
    • #also emma and regina your heterosexuality is showing
    • #i'm not kidding i totally saw how not gay you are in the finale
    • #okay totally kidding
    • #ouat
    • #once upon a time
    • #regina mills
    • #emma swan
    • #snow white
    • #swan queen
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Avatar anya. a teeny bit obsessed with the good wife. just a little. don't tell me you aren't. and rizzoli and isles, i suppose. well, and once upon a time. and by that i mean swan queen. and er, the west wing, the x-files and gilmore girls.

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